Upping the ante
An anonymous eBay bidder has informed me that if she wins the I'm-so-glad-I-quit-Avon Mrs. Albee eBay auction, I must smash the statue on YouTube! Of course I shall honor this request should she win. Do YOU have a YouTube request if you win the auction? Post it below! I'll pretty much do anything legal/PG-rated...
Oh that's hilarious!
Posted by: Jeana | August 07, 2007 at 08:14 AM
boy are you asking for it...
[grin].
Posted by: Lloyd | August 07, 2007 at 08:16 AM
LOL! Hey, I want the broken pieces if she doesn't!
Posted by: Miss T | August 07, 2007 at 08:26 AM
What?! No tap dance requests yet?! C'mon folks, you're slipping!
Let's get this thing bid up! I've got school supplies to buy in three weeks!
Posted by: Birdie | August 07, 2007 at 08:27 AM
If Mrs. Albee must meet her demise, you have to do it in an artful way, like having the boys shoot paint balls at her!!! :)
Posted by: Pammy V | August 07, 2007 at 12:13 PM
If I could afford to, I'd be bidding on her too! My request would be that, after you smash her, you do a tap dance in the pile of rubble, so that we get to hear the pieces clinking among the metallic tappings. You'd have to wear your Lady Liberty hat, all lit up, too. And maybe your lovely pearlesque necklace at the same time. This could make for a pretty entertaining show!!!
Then, when you become that rich and famous writer, the youTube film will haunt you forever.
Posted by: Wandering Willow | August 07, 2007 at 03:14 PM
How about a western of Avon Lady being run out of town... Avon Lady being spotted in various areas of town, suspiciously at times when things disappear, or cavorting with dubious characters, finally, Lady Sheriff (you) manages to round her up and drive her out of town. Dissolute, Avon Lady leaps into a canyon to her untimely demise.
Posted by: lilalia | August 07, 2007 at 03:20 PM
Oh no!
You have to Rube Goldburg her. You know, some fitting torture for everything you went through on your way to being an Ex Avon Addict.
I am so going to win that thing now!
Mrs Albee you will be my be-aych!
Posted by: Mike | August 07, 2007 at 06:15 PM
I'll go ahead and let everyone know right now if you don't have fifty dollars American you might as well stay on the porch!
Posted by: Mike | August 07, 2007 at 06:17 PM
Oh Mike, you and Mrs. Albee are the perfect pair!! (presuming you are the Chew Toys version of Mike?) Would Ouzo chew on her, do ya think?
Posted by: Wandering Willow | August 07, 2007 at 07:35 PM
This is Mike Firesmith - a different Mike - who is an AWESOME writer. He's not a blogger at the moment. And I'm terrified of what he might cook up!!! Help, someone please outbid him!!!
Lia, LOL!!! I could do a whole wild west movie on YouTube in five minutes! That would be fun and funny.
Bonnie, I think a video like that would terrify people!!! (you haven't seen my tap dancing, ha ha)
Posted by: Birdie | August 07, 2007 at 08:47 PM
The Birdie Jaworski story on youtube, with Mrs B playing the part of Birdie as she goes door to door hauling avon behind her. Doors are slammed in her face, dogs chase her, rednecks think she's a stripper, and in the end, avon gives her a statue of Birdie Jaworski to feed her kids with!
Yeah, we could do a movie, yea!
Posted by: Mike | August 08, 2007 at 02:23 AM
birdie, i have given you an award over on my blog. :)
Posted by: barbie_2_be@yahoo.com | August 08, 2007 at 12:46 PM
I like the movie idea that Mike just posted, best of all. The little Mrs. Albee statue is filmed walking all over town, having adventures, maybe with a plastic pig walking beside her. Love it!!!
Posted by: Wandering Willow | August 10, 2007 at 05:08 PM
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah
Posted by: Mike | August 11, 2007 at 05:41 AM